• Twinkle Twinkle

Twinkle Twinkle

  • £3.75

FREE FIRST CLASS POSTAGE DISPATCHED THE NEXT WORKING DAY! UK ONLY (Mon-Fri)


Our cards are hilarious but you do need to know what you're getting for your money... so, our cards are a thick 300gsm white card, printed full colour with a leading industry printer (not one of those small desktop printers, we play with the big boys!). We provide a bespoke brown kraft ribbed envelope with a special silver foiled logo that screams luxury. We present our cards in such a way that the recipient will know you have hunted high and low for a card to suit them down to the ground... It's all about the small things for us! Our cards are posted discreetly in a protective hard backed envelope so the postie will take good care of it!

We also don't splash our logo all over the packaging, even though we know our cards are worth shouting about - but it spoils the surprise and we're not party poopers... 

Ruin someone's day by sending them a SHITTER GLITTER - the card is sold with a small bag of glitter for you to empty into the blank card and send to your recipient. The Glitter included is an "innocent" white irredescent glitter dust that will blend into the blank card to create a better element of surprise!

OUR CARDS ARE SUPPLIED BLANK - WE ARE UNABLE TO INCLUDE A PERSONALISED MESSAGE FOR THE RECIPIENT OR CHANGE THE DESIGN OF THE CARD IN ANY WAY.

These are a novelty item- Not to be used for harrassment or bullying.








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FREE FIRST CLASS POSTAGE DISPATCHED THE NEXT WORKING DAY! UK ONLY (Mon-Fri)


Our cards are hilarious but you do need to know what you're getting for your money... so, our cards are a thick 300gsm white card, printed full colour with a leading industry printer (not one of those small desktop printers, we play with the big boys!). We provide a bespoke brown kraft ribbed envelope with a special silver foiled logo that screams luxury. We present our cards in such a way that the recipient will know you have hunted high and low for a card to suit them down to the ground... It's all about the small things for us! Our cards are posted discreetly in a protective hard backed envelope so the postie will take good care of it!

We also don't splash our logo all over the packaging, even though we know our cards are worth shouting about - but it spoils the surprise and we're not party poopers... 

Ruin someone's day by sending them a SHITTER GLITTER - the card is sold with a small bag of glitter for you to empty into the blank card and send to your recipient. The Glitter included is an "innocent" white irredescent glitter dust that will blend into the blank card to create a better element of surprise!

OUR CARDS ARE SUPPLIED BLANK - WE ARE UNABLE TO INCLUDE A PERSONALISED MESSAGE FOR THE RECIPIENT OR CHANGE THE DESIGN OF THE CARD IN ANY WAY.

These are a novelty item- Not to be used for harrassment or bullying.


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